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Holy Crap! The World is Ending! Animated Book Cover

Book One of the

The Anunnaki Chronicles - Written By Anna

Holy Crap! The World is Ending!

How a Trip to the Bookstore Led to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth

 

End times are here! Now you can eat whatever you want and not care if you gain weight.

 

The president has announced that Earth is going to collide with a rogue moon, and in the process, our entire planet is going to be smashed to bits. As one would expect, upon hearing this news, humans went ballistic. It was as if every sports team in the world lost their championship game at the same time. No car was left unrolled—but oddly enough, Taco Bell remained open and made unfathomable profits in the last days. Apparently, Doritos Locos Tacos® were a popular last meal.

 

Autumn (who for the purpose of this retelling asked to be portrayed as drool-inducing hot with kick-ass ninja skills) has just been handed the task of saving all of humanity. With the help of her unbelievably sexy alien boyfriend and her kleptomaniac friend with fire-retardant hair, Autumn races to save her fellow humans by using the Ark of the Covenant. Along the way, she discovers how sheltered people are from the truth of extraterrestrials and their power to either protect us or destroy us.

 

Stupid government.

 

Grab a bottle of wine, a shipload of snacks, and prepare to take a ride on this humorous chick lit romantic sci-fi paranormal adventure. If you’re into Ancient Aliens, conspiracy theories, UFOs, crave a little sexy time in your reading, are curious if we were genetically engineered (like the Sumerian cuneiform texts claim), and are dying to find out the meaning of life, then this book is for you.

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Reviews

“An unexpected story that promises to be one of the most creative fictional discoveries of the year…a fun approach to the entire save-the-Earth-from-alien-invasion scenario which successfully turns traditional approaches upside down.”

— D. Donovan, Senior Reviewer, Midwest Book Review

 

“An awesome read! Warm, witty–and thought provoking–a beach read that stays with you throughout the year!”

Aionios Books

 

“A rollicking seat of your pants fun ride through the universe!”

— Joan Silvestro, Booktrader of Hamilton

 

“This book starts with a lot of humour, but quickly gets a very rich storyline with great characters and seriously… this ending? If you like to be blown away, you should read this!”

— Esther, BiteIntoBooks

 

“Anna-Marie Abell has succeeded in weaving her years of study into in the ancient Sumerian culture and their gods with common conspiracy theories, pop culture and random human quirkiness into an out of this world end times romp that will have you laughing out loud at the most inappropriate times and possibly even shedding a tear or two before it’s all said and done.”

— Jennifer, JennlyReads

 

“A smoothie of fabulousness that tickles as it goes down.”

— Jill Elizabeth, All Things Jill-Elizabeth

Awards and Accolades

Holy Crap! The World is Ending! Benjamin Franklin Award Winner
Holy Crap! The World is Ending! Shelf Unbound Notable Indie
Next Generation Inide Book Awards Finalist for Chick lit

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